think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I party with great urgency now.
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