Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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