I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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