I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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