so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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