I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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