she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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