Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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