It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
Randomize