Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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