i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night