Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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