nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
ok first of all what the fuck
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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