Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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