love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
