I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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