I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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