He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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