My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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