why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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