Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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