I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
the day after is always just damage control
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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