its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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