careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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