So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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