I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
everyone is single if you try hard enough
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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