Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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