she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I lost the right to judge tonight
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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