I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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