school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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