I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
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Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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