Porn is love you can see.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We need to get me chipped asap
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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