No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Boobs speak an international language.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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