I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We just shotgunned beers for America
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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