Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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