I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
