Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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