Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
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My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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