I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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