we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
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