New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Boobs are out for the taking
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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