so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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