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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
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dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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