I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
i think i just lost a toe
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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