I feel like I'm in dance class right now
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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