Swine flu. Run for my life!
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
