North Korea, Best Korea!
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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