i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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