You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I lost the right to judge tonight
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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