I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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