Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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