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• (816): View more from Missouri

  You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.

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  So we're fucking tonight?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?

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  nope, you were tallying rejections at the party

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still

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• (936): View more from Texas

  He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.

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• (585): View more from New York

  i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold

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  hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz

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• (707): View more from California

  I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.

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• (310): View more from California

  I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland

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